crochet quotes

I was looking for crochet quotes and made the mistake of going to Cafe Press! LOL

Here are some that tickled my fancy. It's not 25 but I think you'll enjoy these. I've included the links to the shops so you can get your own bit of crochet madness.

First off - Crochet Cabana shop. Not a clever saying, but you can display your love of all that is crochet. :-)

Croquet. Hitting a ball with a mallet. Crochet. Hitting a ball with a hook. (Okay, I made that one up.l)

I crochet so I won't kill people.

Crocheting - It is what it is.

I don't have "hobbies". I am developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.

Yes, I'm bilingual. I speak fluent Crochet.

Crochet! Learn it! Live it ! Love it!

I'm working on my PhD in Crochet (Projects Half Done)

Instant Crocheter. Just add coffee.

I Work so she can Crochet.

Yarngasm 
1. The physical and emotional sensation experienced when entering a yarn store or fondling yarn.
2. An instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement over yarn.

I keep my end tables full of yarn so I won't have to dust them. (This would be  totally me if I HAD end tables.)

Proud member of S.A.B.L.E. Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy

If it's not about crocheting, don't ask me.

Voulez-vous crochet avec moi?

A yarn shop owner is really just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

My doctor recommended I go on a high fiber diet. Want to go yarn shopping with me?

Happy crocheting!
Sandie